Funny
Are you my student loans? Because I want you around the rest of my life.
Are you an exam? Because I’ve been studying you like crazy.
Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
Can I put you down as my emergency contact number?
If I had to write a report card on you, I’d give you straight F’s….for Fineee.
Are you my perfect test score? Because I’d love to show you to my parents.
I’m bad at math, but I can give you the value you deserve.
You must be an Ivy League… because there’s no way I have a chance with you.
Are you an important passage? Because you’re the highlight of my day.
Are you my college loans? Because you definitely have my interest!
You must be an overdue library book, cause you got fine written all over you.
I’m learning about important dates in history, do you want to be one of them?
Are you an AP exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.
Flirty
If you were my teacher, I’d have 100% attendance.
I’d do anything to get an A in your class.
I see why you’re teaching math… your curves are exponential.
It’s kind of unfair that I know all the digits of Pi, but I still don’t know your number.
Care to evaluate each other?
If you were an exam, I’d give you more than 100 points.
Can you teach me how to dial your number?
How does it feel to be the most attractive person in this school?
I bet you’re great at teaching people how to fall in love.
Since you’re a math teacher, can you add your number to my phone?
Want to get together and conjugate some verbs?
I didn’t know they let angels into public schools.
I would totally stay with you after class.
So, when’s our next study date?
If you were my teacher, I could write a 100-page paper about how attractive you are.
I can make it feel like Teacher's Appreciation Day every day.
How’s this for a topic sentence? You have one of the most beautiful faces I've seen in a long time.
Cheesy
I wanna A, B, C you later.
Oh, you’re a science teacher… that explains the chemistry between us.
I know I’m not a teacher, but I can teach you how to fall in love.
I know you’re a history teacher, but can you help me out with grammar? I’m trying to get U and I together.
I was taught happiness starts with an “h,” but I guess it really starts with “u.”
You don’t even have to teach me about gravity. I’m already attracted to you.
Since you’re so good at math, can you replace my X without asking Y?
If I had to score your exam, I would give you a 14… because I’m the 1 4 U.
Are you a geometry teacher? Because you’re acute-y!
No wonder you’re a math teacher, you’re pretty from every angle.
If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.
I finally understand why kids pull fire alarms at school… you’re smoking hot.
Are you my grades? Because I care way too much about you.
Know what’s on the cafeteria menu next week? Me-N-U.
You should go to sleep… Tomorrow, you have to teach the sun to shine.
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