Bible Rizz Pickup Lines to Win Your Crush Over
Rizz up your crush with witty lines inspired by the Bible. Much like the oceans were teeming with fish when God created the world in Genesis, the Bible is brimming with romantic rizz opportunities. Almost every famous Bible story and figure can become the basis of an irresistible (or at least entertaining) pickup line that's sure to get a giggle (or an eyeroll) out of whomever you have your eye on. Try these fun, flirty Bible rizz lines out on your beloved, whether they're your crush, your partner, or your spouse. "If we had been on Noah's Ark, you would have been my plus one." "I'm not Jesus and you're not Judas, but can I kiss you anyway?" "Are you Boaz? Because all I want to do is lay by your feet." "I'd split the sea just to ask you on a date." "I'd never worship a golden calf… unless it looked like yours." "If you were a desert, I'd be the Hebrews so I could wander around in you." "There's always room for you in my inn." "Your hair is like a flock of goats leaping down your back. Do you need a shepherd?" "You can water my camels anytime." "You move me like the stone in front of Jesus's tomb." "Pharoah's heart isn't the only thing that's hard right now." "Have you killed any giants lately, because your skin is as smooth as a stone from the brook." "Just call me Lazarus because you bring me back to life whenever I talk to you." "I wish you'd consider my field and buy it." "Give me a kiss, and I'll kiss you for a day. Teach me to kiss, and I'll kiss you for a lifetime." "King Solomon may have had 700 wives and 300 concubines, but all I need is you."
Bible Rizz Verses to Send Your Crush
Send your crush a ready-made rizz line in the form of a Bible verse. The prophets, kings, and disciples who wrote the books of the Bible never imagined we'd be plumbing the good book's depths for rizz opportunities centuries later. But honestly, what better expresses love and sentiment than scriptures written straight from the heart of God's most beloved servants? Here are rizz-worthy Bible verses you can copy and send directly to the apple of your eye. "This at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh." Genesis 2:23 "I know what a beautiful woman you are." Genesis 12:11 "Don’t go and glean in another field and don’t go away from here." Ruth 2:8 "Come, let us take our fill of love till morning; let us delight ourselves with love." Proverbs 7:18 "Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their labor: If either of them falls down, one can help the other up." Ecclesiastes 4:9-10 "Behold, you are beautiful, my love; behold, you are beautiful; your eyes are doves." Song of Solomon 1:15 "As an apple tree among the trees of the forest, so is my beloved among the young men." Song of Solomon 2:3 "I found the one my heart loves." Song of Solomon 3:4 "You are altogether beautiful, my love; there is no flaw in you." Song of Solomon 4:7 "Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave." Song of Solomon 8:6 "As the Father has loved me, so have I loved you. Abide in my love." John 15:9 "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud." 1 Corinthians 13:4 "And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity." Colossians 3:14 "Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins." 1 Peter 4:8 "For this is the message you heard from the beginning: We should love one another." 1 John 3:11 "No one has ever seen God; but if we love one another, God lives in us and his love is made complete in us." 1 John 4:12
How to Create Your Own Bible Rizz Pickup Line
Find a Bible story, figure, or verse that reminds you of your crush. For example, you may be reminded of your crush's faith in God when reading of Daniel's faithfulness going into the lion's den. You may also associate them with Queen Esther, a heroine whose courage never failed her and who saved hundreds of thousands of people. You can also be inspired by a single verse instead of a complete story. For example, you can send your crush the rizz verse, "Don’t go and glean in another field and don’t go away from here" from Ruth 2:8 without knowing the story behind it.
Compare yourself or your crush to the Biblical reference. For example, let's say you're inspired by the story of Deborah and how she led the Israelites into battle against the evil Sister. Deborah was a judge who sat underneath a tree to counsel her people. You could compare your crush to Deborah and yourself to the tree.
Add rizz to your Biblical comparison and make a cheesy compliment. Let's take the previous example where you compared your crush to Deborah. Spinning off that idea, you could say, "Are you Deborah? Because I'd love to sit around and judge other people with you." If you're comparing yourself to the tree, you can amp up your rizz game even more by saying, "I'm the tree to your Deborah." Get creative with your Bible rizz lines, but know where to stop so you don't make your crush feel awkward or uncomfortable. Keep your compliments PG, especially if your crush is a Christian.
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